and so Jersey was created :)

[1stLt.KingGoooSe]

God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired, "Where have you been?"

God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the
clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of
great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor.

Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all
things."

God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very
cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?"

"That's New Jersey , the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams,
lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people from New Jersey are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and
humorous, and they are going to travel the world.

They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would
be balance."

God smiled, "Not very far from New Jersey is Washington , D.C.

Wait till you see the idiots I put there."

[[33rd]Cpl.Fusion|AD|]

But.... Jersey has the shore... some of the most idiotic people i've seen.

[1stLt.KingGoooSe]

most of the idiots on the that show aren't even from New Jersey lol

[LadyDeal[HQ||11y|]

LOL, that is the way things are done in Jersey it make them appear to be rude and of course being idiots.