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Post by razorboom55 on May 21, 2009 12:07:57 GMT -5
yYO MOMMA IS SOO FAT I ROLLED OVER TWICE AND I WAS STILL ONM TOP OF HER HAHAH A
LOL KEEP IT GOING
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Post by Guerilla_WF|PD|HQ| on May 21, 2009 13:09:12 GMT -5
Your momma is so fat, when her beeper was going off everyone thought she was backing up
Your momma is so fat she had a jacket with a big "H" on the back and a helicopter tried to land on her
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Post by 1stLt.KingGoooSe on May 21, 2009 14:56:00 GMT -5
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!" Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!  |
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Post by |33rd|LCpl.AGSoldier|AD| on May 21, 2009 14:56:10 GMT -5
Yo Momma's So Dumb She Passed By YMCA And Said Hey Look They Spelled MACYs Wrong.
Yo Momma's So Dumb I Saw Her Walking Down The Street Yelling Into An Envelope,I Asked What She Was Doing And She Said Sending A Voice Mail
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Post by Chilly on May 22, 2009 7:46:12 GMT -5
Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face!!
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Post by [33rd]SgtM.JaM|RS|HQ| on May 22, 2009 14:13:38 GMT -5
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
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Post by Devil Dog on May 22, 2009 23:24:55 GMT -5
Yo momma's so fat, the post office gave her, her own zip code.
Your momma's so fat, when she broke her leg... gravy spilled out.
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Post by [33rd]SgtMaj.E-zy|ED|RS on May 23, 2009 5:05:00 GMT -5
yo momma's so fat, when she goes to the supermarket, she gets group rebate
yo momma's so fat, when a picture of her is on the wall, the wall will collapse
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Post by razorboom55 on May 25, 2009 12:19:53 GMT -5
yo mommas soo fat she sat on a rainbow made skittles
yo mommas so fat she sat on a dollar and made change
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Post by [33rd]SgtM.JaM|RS|HQ| on May 28, 2009 22:10:32 GMT -5
Hey now lets remember this is a public section younger eyes may read what we post lets keep the jokes as clean as possible please
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Post by Chilly on May 29, 2009 6:01:30 GMT -5
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Post by [33rd]SgtMaj.E-zy|ED|RS on May 29, 2009 12:17:12 GMT -5
Hey now lets remember this is a public section younger eyes may read what we post lets keep the jokes as clean as possible please you don't mean me do you!?!?! lol. i don't care, i love yo momma jokes and we have a language to here in hollande whit my friends. so if you mean me whit it, than just go on. or else, i agreed  |
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Post by [33rd]Maj.GoodGuy|HQ| on May 29, 2009 17:32:20 GMT -5
Your momma's so cool they use her as a refrigerator.
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Post by thathorriblekid on Jun 21, 2009 0:41:08 GMT -5
Yo mommas so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
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Post by Bladenator on Jun 21, 2009 20:44:15 GMT -5
Yo momma's so dumb when she got locked into a food store she starved
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Post by 1shot 1kill on Jul 1, 2009 15:58:53 GMT -5
your momma's so ugly she has to wear a pork chop on her neck just so the dogs will play with her.
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